I wish danger mouse was still on the air

[panic]

a duck walks into a bar and asks for an orange. The bartender says "jesus christ, a talking duck...No we dont have any oranges". the duck walks out. Duck walks back in an hour later and asks the bartender for some oranges, bartender says "no oranges! and if you ask me again ill nail your head to the urinal." duck walks out. Duck walks back in an hour later and asks "hey, got any nails?" bartender says "for fuck's sake i'm not a hardware store" duck says "alright then, got any oranges?"


-man do i wish i had a duck who walked in every day and asked me for oranges.

[manimal]

Get a Life. Also, it would help if you just relieved yourself of your sexual frustrations prior to posting. Thanks.

[Dannyboy]

I wish Dangermouse was still on too. "Penfold!" Except I don't watch TV.
It seems like that joke could've been a lot better...Why don't you make up a different ending for it Avis? After all, I'm sure it Hertz to know that the joke is not to your Advantage, and I think it would be a good Enterprise for you.
Oops--I thought it was Avis that strted this thread. So much for my joke.

[Anaheim Scumbag]

heh heh heh.....

that reminds me of this one where the duck asks some dude, "Got any gwapes?".......like trying to say grapes but all fuckered up.....good shit.....you've reminded me of some happy times.....


i relieved myselfof the frustrations allover that tuff guys little sister.......