dane
07-07-2003, 09:30 PM
Well I have come across many of you lately, mainly because I have put myself in that position to yell at you and make you realize that you, are not a punk. Let me rephrase that, YOU WILL NEVER BE PUNK!!! There are some reasons you idiots call yourselves punks, but you still don’t know what those reasons are.
Well I wanted to find out what a punk is, because, frankly, I didn’t know what the hell they were. So I decided to ask the root source of it all, punks. Well that was as good as talking to a bag full of dead rats. Because the answers I got out from these kids, made no sense whatsoever, or they were just too dumb to know what they were so they said, "I dunno." Some said "Im punk cuz I listen to punk music." So, from what that person said, I am punk too because I have listened to punk Music before. Well I am not punk, nor will I ever be punk, so they were wrong, stupid Dipshits. I hate these people mainly because they are a stupid sacks of shit with their heads way too far up their asses. Another answer was, "Punks are individuals who are looking for their own creative necessities through music." Holy shit, can that get any more vague? I think that has to about 90% of this fucking world. Did he specify a type of music. No. Did he specify a type of person? No. So, intrinsically, punks are dipshits that don’t even know who they are. God, do I hate these dumb asses.
Well after debating with about 50-75 punks for countless, pointless hours, I realized their heads are so far up their asses that they will never be able to yank those suckers out. But yet, I still didn’t know what the hell punk was, so, I went to the dictionary, good ol’ fucking dictionary. Well these are the definitions I pulled up on that no-good-unpublished dictionary.com:
Slang.
A young person, especially a member of a rebellious counterculture group.
An inexperienced young man.
Music.
Punk rock.
A punk rocker.
Slang. A young man who is the sexual partner of an older man.
Archaic. A prostitute.
Hey, that sounds good to me. A YOUNG MAN WHO IS THE SEXUAL PARTNER OF AN OLDER MAN. I seriously hope punks see this. But the other definition is quite good except it makes almost no sense. Yes, a young person, especially a member of a rebellious counterculture group. For some reason that doesn’t ring a bell, oh wait yes it does, HIPPIES. God damn do I hate those annoying-bitching-slackers. So all hippies must have been punk, and so were all rockers, and so are all rapers. So almost every teen alive is a punk, because from what I know, almost every teen rebels against culture and their parents. Good job Dicitionary.com, that just reminds me never to go to you for advice ever again. If you want to get technical, I do not see how being punk is counterculture, if anything it’s a new culture. Too bad it’s all fake. Oh yes, punk is fake.
Why is punk fake, you may ask…. Well after countless hours of searching for this definition of punk I have come to realize punks are all ignorant and naïve, with their heads so far up their asses, the lumps in their throat is their chin. Please feel free to write me at Pickelbrain77@yahoo.com to tell me how "real" punk is. The only "real" punks are those, all but two bands, that don’t listen to any music, and all they do is play their own shit because that’s how the world is truly seen through their eyes. Those are the 10 people I appreciate. The rest of you can go jump off a cliff for all I care.
Why do you wear clothes, and listen to the crap they put on the radio and on MTV. None of that is punk. If anything, that is anti-punk. Anti-punk because what punk means so far is rebelling against culture and apparently MTV is culture and so is the radio. Go ahead and make a fashion statement, but you only look like a dumbass too concerned with their image that they forget what "punk" is really like. You idiots with your Mohawks and your stud belts think you are so "cool" and "unique", when you are just conforming with thousands of other "punks" all across America. What the hell is that proving anyways? That you guys can dress up like every other punk, because you sure as hell aren’t being unique, you’re being inane. Why is black such a popular color all of a sudden? Is it the fact that it’s the absence of colors, or is it because none of you can actually find a color that is inventive so you decide, hmmm what the hell? I will wear what every other punk wears. If that’s the message you are trying to bring across, that you are all alike, you are a dipshit. What the hell is a new hair style or color affirming? That you guys can concentrate on your outside image, which most of you say you don’t care about, than anything else? Punks are as shallow as cheerleaders and jocks whom only put off a good image to get noticed. I think punks only search for one thing, attention. You were "deprived" of it when you were a child now you think you can come back from being a looser by dressing up in black clothing and shaving and piercing things all over the place. Too bad you guys are still losers looking for attention.
You guys are too blind to see that these bands you like, except maybe those 2 bands I pointed out earlier, are all in it for one thing, and it sure as hell isn’t for the music, it’s for the money. You can deny it as much as you want, and give me all your favorite band’s quotes about how much they "do it for the music", but it has been all lies since the beginning. Do you think they would rather be really popular, play awesome music, and not get that million dollar check at the end of the week? HELL NO. They want as much dough as their 15 minutes of fame give them. They will exploit as much time and effort to make this music for the money. They will disobey every law that they had passed as a band in the beginning, to buy into corporations, as in the end they all do buy in. No one makes these music videos themselves. It’s all part of some huge corporation like Tower Records, selling them to you, the public, with media and brainwashing. Punk is nothing more than the supply of music and accessories to the ever so growing demand of teenage rebelliousness. Nothing they play actually applies to your life. You might all think you have it "bad" and always on the verge of killing yourself and being "depressed" and this is the only music you could listen to relate. NEWSFLASH, you don’t live in that kind of world where you’re living it on the bad side with your middle-class homes and SUV’s that your dad bought for Christmas. Are you guys that ignorant that you do not see how well-off you have it? Always complaining about having to do chores and how much your mom gets on your ass about hw. If anything, that’s good for you. It teaches you to respect and get ready for your jobs. But no, its too much "pressure." Hmm here‘s an idea; how about working 12 hour shifts every day in a sweat shop factory in Burma with little food, water, or shelter provided to you. How does that sound? DIPSHITS. STOP BITCHING AND MOVE ON. Honestly, you guys do not realize how well you have it, and you always complain about how much "pressure" and "depression" you guys have. I’ll FUCKING GIVE YOU DEPRESSION. A FUCKING DEPRESSION INTO YOUR FUCKING FOREHEAD AFTER I SMASH IT WITH A SLEDGE HAMMER!!!! ASSHOLES. STOP whining about your lives because they are not perfectly okay, because no one has it perfect, morons, get over those little heartbreaks that make you guys becoming slobbering pussies about. Please stop bitching and hating everything with no real intention, except making yourself look cool with your "hateful" image, which is totally Bull Shit in the first place, because it’s that what makes you look more and more like an idiot, because usually you idiots don’t have the one thing I have; reason. But all of you guys don’t seem to see that, or anything else for a matter of fact. You guys don’t see the fancy houses, the water, the food, the electricity you get. All those accessories in your household that almost any kid in the world would die for if he could just get his hands on just one thing. JUST ONE THING. Get over yourselves, because punk as you know it, is pointless after reading this. You dips hits complain to much and you should realize something, no one cares about your problems, so either go kill yourselves, or don’t be "punk."
I have a solution for all these attention-seeking, conforming-morons, black-wearing ,no-good, dipshit, punks that bug the hell out of me. First I will remember each and everyone one of you that has claimed to be punk. Then I will find you, tie you to posts and start burning you alive. If you do not plead that you are not a punk, then you will die a most horrible death as I make the flame very low, and slowly roast you to a nice crisp. If you make any struggle, I will shove a wet towel down your throat and rip the inner lining of your stomach out and watch you die from pain and agony. KAPOW!!!!!!!! RIGHT TO THE GIZZARD!!!!! But before killing you all, I will do one thing to the males and one thing to the females. For the males, of course it’s castration. But not any castration, but castration with a VERY SLOW, RUSTY, SERADED, HACKSAW. And for the females, I will have them all get nipple piercings, if they do not already have them already, and I will have an elite squad of kick-ass ninja sharks rip them off with their teeth. Then you will proceed to the burning. My method works and punks should DIE!!!!
Well I wanted to find out what a punk is, because, frankly, I didn’t know what the hell they were. So I decided to ask the root source of it all, punks. Well that was as good as talking to a bag full of dead rats. Because the answers I got out from these kids, made no sense whatsoever, or they were just too dumb to know what they were so they said, "I dunno." Some said "Im punk cuz I listen to punk music." So, from what that person said, I am punk too because I have listened to punk Music before. Well I am not punk, nor will I ever be punk, so they were wrong, stupid Dipshits. I hate these people mainly because they are a stupid sacks of shit with their heads way too far up their asses. Another answer was, "Punks are individuals who are looking for their own creative necessities through music." Holy shit, can that get any more vague? I think that has to about 90% of this fucking world. Did he specify a type of music. No. Did he specify a type of person? No. So, intrinsically, punks are dipshits that don’t even know who they are. God, do I hate these dumb asses.
Well after debating with about 50-75 punks for countless, pointless hours, I realized their heads are so far up their asses that they will never be able to yank those suckers out. But yet, I still didn’t know what the hell punk was, so, I went to the dictionary, good ol’ fucking dictionary. Well these are the definitions I pulled up on that no-good-unpublished dictionary.com:
Slang.
A young person, especially a member of a rebellious counterculture group.
An inexperienced young man.
Music.
Punk rock.
A punk rocker.
Slang. A young man who is the sexual partner of an older man.
Archaic. A prostitute.
Hey, that sounds good to me. A YOUNG MAN WHO IS THE SEXUAL PARTNER OF AN OLDER MAN. I seriously hope punks see this. But the other definition is quite good except it makes almost no sense. Yes, a young person, especially a member of a rebellious counterculture group. For some reason that doesn’t ring a bell, oh wait yes it does, HIPPIES. God damn do I hate those annoying-bitching-slackers. So all hippies must have been punk, and so were all rockers, and so are all rapers. So almost every teen alive is a punk, because from what I know, almost every teen rebels against culture and their parents. Good job Dicitionary.com, that just reminds me never to go to you for advice ever again. If you want to get technical, I do not see how being punk is counterculture, if anything it’s a new culture. Too bad it’s all fake. Oh yes, punk is fake.
Why is punk fake, you may ask…. Well after countless hours of searching for this definition of punk I have come to realize punks are all ignorant and naïve, with their heads so far up their asses, the lumps in their throat is their chin. Please feel free to write me at Pickelbrain77@yahoo.com to tell me how "real" punk is. The only "real" punks are those, all but two bands, that don’t listen to any music, and all they do is play their own shit because that’s how the world is truly seen through their eyes. Those are the 10 people I appreciate. The rest of you can go jump off a cliff for all I care.
Why do you wear clothes, and listen to the crap they put on the radio and on MTV. None of that is punk. If anything, that is anti-punk. Anti-punk because what punk means so far is rebelling against culture and apparently MTV is culture and so is the radio. Go ahead and make a fashion statement, but you only look like a dumbass too concerned with their image that they forget what "punk" is really like. You idiots with your Mohawks and your stud belts think you are so "cool" and "unique", when you are just conforming with thousands of other "punks" all across America. What the hell is that proving anyways? That you guys can dress up like every other punk, because you sure as hell aren’t being unique, you’re being inane. Why is black such a popular color all of a sudden? Is it the fact that it’s the absence of colors, or is it because none of you can actually find a color that is inventive so you decide, hmmm what the hell? I will wear what every other punk wears. If that’s the message you are trying to bring across, that you are all alike, you are a dipshit. What the hell is a new hair style or color affirming? That you guys can concentrate on your outside image, which most of you say you don’t care about, than anything else? Punks are as shallow as cheerleaders and jocks whom only put off a good image to get noticed. I think punks only search for one thing, attention. You were "deprived" of it when you were a child now you think you can come back from being a looser by dressing up in black clothing and shaving and piercing things all over the place. Too bad you guys are still losers looking for attention.
You guys are too blind to see that these bands you like, except maybe those 2 bands I pointed out earlier, are all in it for one thing, and it sure as hell isn’t for the music, it’s for the money. You can deny it as much as you want, and give me all your favorite band’s quotes about how much they "do it for the music", but it has been all lies since the beginning. Do you think they would rather be really popular, play awesome music, and not get that million dollar check at the end of the week? HELL NO. They want as much dough as their 15 minutes of fame give them. They will exploit as much time and effort to make this music for the money. They will disobey every law that they had passed as a band in the beginning, to buy into corporations, as in the end they all do buy in. No one makes these music videos themselves. It’s all part of some huge corporation like Tower Records, selling them to you, the public, with media and brainwashing. Punk is nothing more than the supply of music and accessories to the ever so growing demand of teenage rebelliousness. Nothing they play actually applies to your life. You might all think you have it "bad" and always on the verge of killing yourself and being "depressed" and this is the only music you could listen to relate. NEWSFLASH, you don’t live in that kind of world where you’re living it on the bad side with your middle-class homes and SUV’s that your dad bought for Christmas. Are you guys that ignorant that you do not see how well-off you have it? Always complaining about having to do chores and how much your mom gets on your ass about hw. If anything, that’s good for you. It teaches you to respect and get ready for your jobs. But no, its too much "pressure." Hmm here‘s an idea; how about working 12 hour shifts every day in a sweat shop factory in Burma with little food, water, or shelter provided to you. How does that sound? DIPSHITS. STOP BITCHING AND MOVE ON. Honestly, you guys do not realize how well you have it, and you always complain about how much "pressure" and "depression" you guys have. I’ll FUCKING GIVE YOU DEPRESSION. A FUCKING DEPRESSION INTO YOUR FUCKING FOREHEAD AFTER I SMASH IT WITH A SLEDGE HAMMER!!!! ASSHOLES. STOP whining about your lives because they are not perfectly okay, because no one has it perfect, morons, get over those little heartbreaks that make you guys becoming slobbering pussies about. Please stop bitching and hating everything with no real intention, except making yourself look cool with your "hateful" image, which is totally Bull Shit in the first place, because it’s that what makes you look more and more like an idiot, because usually you idiots don’t have the one thing I have; reason. But all of you guys don’t seem to see that, or anything else for a matter of fact. You guys don’t see the fancy houses, the water, the food, the electricity you get. All those accessories in your household that almost any kid in the world would die for if he could just get his hands on just one thing. JUST ONE THING. Get over yourselves, because punk as you know it, is pointless after reading this. You dips hits complain to much and you should realize something, no one cares about your problems, so either go kill yourselves, or don’t be "punk."
I have a solution for all these attention-seeking, conforming-morons, black-wearing ,no-good, dipshit, punks that bug the hell out of me. First I will remember each and everyone one of you that has claimed to be punk. Then I will find you, tie you to posts and start burning you alive. If you do not plead that you are not a punk, then you will die a most horrible death as I make the flame very low, and slowly roast you to a nice crisp. If you make any struggle, I will shove a wet towel down your throat and rip the inner lining of your stomach out and watch you die from pain and agony. KAPOW!!!!!!!! RIGHT TO THE GIZZARD!!!!! But before killing you all, I will do one thing to the males and one thing to the females. For the males, of course it’s castration. But not any castration, but castration with a VERY SLOW, RUSTY, SERADED, HACKSAW. And for the females, I will have them all get nipple piercings, if they do not already have them already, and I will have an elite squad of kick-ass ninja sharks rip them off with their teeth. Then you will proceed to the burning. My method works and punks should DIE!!!!