Somebody...

[Avis]

Make me some waffles... or french toast... Preferably french toast... but, whichever you have... I am not picky.

[Unregistered]

Go ask your DA

[Avis]

My Da is at work...

[Unregistered]

What you need is a sensual massage from a specially trained grubby old janitor. Dont be a frowner, better to stay high all the day.

[Avis]

I want some damned waffles or french toast... if I wanted a massage, I would ask my girlfriend.

[Anaheim Scumbag]

yea, so would i....

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAWWWWWW!!!!!!

[Avis]

get your own girlfriend.

[Unregistered]

Too late Avis. The grubby old janitors are coming after you, dont struggle too much or we will need to use restraints.

[Avis]

O_O

[Anaheim Scumbag]

yea....then they'll eat yer face!

[Unregistered]

Then the BEARS come in, GRRRR... Including "FURRY FANTASTIC PHILIPS"!

[Unregistered]

what a pointless post.

[Unregistered]

whatsfat?

[Avis]

Somebody get me some waffles...

[Unregistered]

qfert. mxsquit ofgoblin giberts.

[Avis]

Fine... some french toast then!

[Unregistered]

NO, YOUR GOING TO GET GIBLETS AND THERES NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!

[Avis]

GIMME FRENCH TOAST DAMMIT!

[Verbal Hologram]

Sorry Avis, the southern "big mama" woman is here to cook you up a big smelly pot of chittlins! Extra gravy? Giblets?

[Avis]

...french toast...

[Heckler]

I think you mean "FREEDOM TOAST"!!!!

"My country, 'tis of thee sweet land of liberty, of thee I sing."

Damn, that song is hard to punctuate.

[Verbal Hologram]

YOUR A BIG MAN! YOU NEED YOUR GRAVY GODDAMNIT!!

[Avis]

If you are gonna give me gravy... have it be made of maple syrup.... mmm.... french toast...

[Unregistered]

Feast on the corpse, suck out his brain
As its fluids drip down the drain
Chew on the bones, drink from its bladder
The vile stench only makes me madder

"In through the mouth, out the forehead
Brains fall out, skin turns red
Violent surge, a spear through the skull
Felt the urge, now my heart's full

I crave gore, I'll eat your guts"

man cannibal corpse was good

[Verbal Hologram]

Shut up.

[Avis]

Cannibal Corpse sucks.... they do not feed me....

SOMEONE GET ME FRENCH TOAST! OR A PIZZA!

[Unregistered]

Ask the nice man who hides in your closet.

[Avis]

The Gimp stays in the house, dammit....

[Verbal Hologram]

No, Im talking about the big fireman.

[Avis]

Oh, that's a few houses down the street... -looks around- That explains the gimp in the closet... I knew I woke up some place unfamiliar...

[twistedbimbo03]

i have some m&m's i'm willing to share....

[Avis]

Originally posted by twistedbimbo03
i have some m&m's i'm willing to share....

You know, you are the first person to offer something, and I am the first person to accept. :p

[Unregistered]

Eat me! Im the magnanimus man sandwich.

[Verbal Hologram]

With relish!

[KillbushTZ]

you kids are fucked in the head, and i wouldn't have it any other way.

[Avis]

You fucked them in the head... that's why they have big ears, or they are missing one eye... sheesh leo.

[KillbushTZ]

once again. "AND I WOULDNT HAVE IT ANY OTHER WAY!"

[Avis]

Yes you would. With BEER.

[Unregistered]

What about "Furry Fantastic Philips" or "GRRRizzly" Captain Quinine?

[KillbushTZ]

Originally posted by Unregistered
What about "Furry Fantastic Philips" or "GRRRizzly" Captain Quinine?

no

[Verbal Hologram]

Sounds like a gay porno.

[Avis]

Only you would think so.

Someone get me my food.

[Verbal Hologram]

Have a Hand Sandwich!

Recipe:

1. Take one slice of bread, lay it on the countertop, place your hand flat on the slice of bread.

2. Apply whatever sauces or vegetables you prefer.

3. Add one final slice of bread to cover the top and bite in!

[Avis]

Originally posted by Verbal Hologram
Have a Hand Sandwich!

Recipe:

1. Take one slice of bread, lay it on the countertop, place your hand flat on the slice of bread.

2. Apply whatever sauces or vegetables you prefer.

3. Add one final slice of bread to cover the top and bite in!

You can all see tom make this sandwhich sometimes when he catches jerry. Sometimes he makes a tail sandhich though...


I DONT WANT A HAND SANDWHICH!

[Verbal Hologram]

Have you considered the healing powers of crystals? Or maybe switching to a vegan/raw foods diet?

[Avis]

Originally posted by Verbal Hologram
Have you considered the healing powers of crystals? Or maybe switching to a vegan/raw foods diet?

Well, if you supply me with the crystals, then I'll try.

AND IT ISN'T THE FACT THAT I NEED TO SWITCH FOODS! I WANT CERTAIN FOODS ALREADY AND YOU JACKASSES WON'T GIVE THEM TO ME!

[Verbal Hologram]

Sure Ill supply them. But actually, they are
rocks not crystals and you have to smoke them for optimum mood enhancing benefits.

(All ingredients 100% natural).

[KillbushTZ]

bob agreed to drugs?

[nena]

How about waffles with some fried chicken? I know, I know, Sounds nasty..mite be nasty to you, but I sure like it. Hmm, french toast and chicken??? Hmm, I should try it.

[KillbushTZ]

that you should. would be scrum-diddly-umptious.

[Avis]

Originally posted by nena
How about waffles with some fried chicken? I know, I know, Sounds nasty..mite be nasty to you, but I sure like it. Hmm, french toast and chicken??? Hmm, I should try it.

Are you going to be cooking? :D

And no, I agreed to crystals, not drugs.

[Anaheim Scumbag]

chicken and waffles is fanfuckintastic......

[Unregistered]

Unfair to chickens. Very fattening too, have a protein shake if you want protein.

[Avis]

Originally posted by Unregistered
Unfair to chickens. Very fattening too, have a protein shake if you want protein.

I live to kill chickens. I don't care if it's unfair. I live to kill animals. I live because I do it. I eat their meat, and clean their bones, I lick the grease all off my fingers. I live for the hunt for the best meat out there.

Now someone give me some chicken and waffles.

[Unregistered]

And thats why you are so fat.

[Avis]

Originally posted by Unregistered
And thats why you are so fat.

Wait, wait, wait.... I'm fat?

Leo, am I fat? April, am I fat? Vic, am I fat? Scottch, am I fat?

The answer I will most likely get.

"NO!"

[KillbushTZ]

nope. he may have long hair, but he's no fat fatty.

[Unregistered]

Mantra of resurected shit.

[Avis]

Originally posted by Unregistered
Mantra of resurected shit.

If you don't like us meat eaters, go to www.OCPussyVegans.com for a new messageboard.

[Unregistered]

"Adaptations"

[Avis]

Originally posted by Unregistered
"Adaptations"

"Proclomations"

[KillbushTZ]

"Declarations"

[Avis]

"Independence"

[KillbushTZ]

"Liberty"

[Unregistered]

Mr Avis, I know you are a hungry man, how about some crunchy eggshell pudding or some peanut butter and jelly soup. Madcow burger?

[Avis]

Originally posted by Unregistered
Mr Avis, I know you are a hungry man, how about some crunchy eggshell pudding or some peanut butter and jelly soup. Madcow burger?

Supply them, and I'll eat them. But you'd also have to pay me to eat them.

[Verbal Hologram]

I got some change in my pocket.

[Avis]

Originally posted by Verbal Hologram
I got some change in my pocket.

Oh, how I love pocket change...

[KillbushTZ]

how it jangles so.

[Anaheim Scumbag]

i hate that shit, it always falls out of my pockets....

just when i think i have enough for an abbazabba, i fuckin dont!!!

[Society Victum]

Someone get this damn kid some food!!

image mode is off so...here:


Click to see your lovely meal (http://www.dewafelbakkers.com/images/frenchtoast.jpg)

[Verbal Hologram]

How delightful! A quality consumer food product.

[Unregistered]

Milktoast for pantywaists!

[KillbushTZ]

youmean milkwaists for pantytoasts.

[Avis]

Originally posted by Society Victum
Someone get this damn kid some food!!

image mode is off so...here:


Click to see your lovely meal (http://www.dewafelbakkers.com/images/frenchtoast.jpg)

thank you...:D

[Society Victum]

:kiss: anytime!! Sorry it was late..mighta been a little cold ;)

[Avis]

I HAVE been gone for a few weeks. At least someone gave me food.

[KillbushTZ]

but the pocket change! how it jangled so!

[Avis]

oh yes...