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12-23-2004, 11:15 AM
CHAOS UK
CHANNEL 3
DRAIN BRAMAGED
THE SCABS
November 5, 2004 @ the Galaxy Theatre (Santa Ana, CA)
By Yuri Beatnik

I am always skeptical coming to the Galaxy. There are always squadrons of skinheads just waiting to cause trouble. This night proved to be no exception, but the excitement has seemed to die down just a bit. With Bone Crusher canceling, The Scabs came on first to try to win over the crowd. If you haven't seen or heard of The Scabs—and chances are you haven't—then you're not missing anything. The Scabs are just a bunch of Dickies-wearing, tattooed goons playing typical modern O.C. punk rock. This is a perfect example of how the Disney Channel would market a punk band, from the scabby name to the anti-corporation lyrics. It seems like every song has a "Fuck corporations" or "We're not gonna take your shit!" mentality but ends up being nothing more than being stupid music for stupid people. Absolutely unintelligent lyrics that mesh with uninspired, three-chord riffs make The Scabs one band that I hope I never see again.

Coming on next is quite possibly the most entertaining band I've ever seen, the one and only Drain Bramaged. Have you ever seen that NOFX video? Of course not—you're too punk for that. Well, they have this music video where they pretend to play one of their songs, but all they do is jump around and act stupid. That's exactly how Drain Bramaged opens their set! Getting a few laughs before starting to get as serious as they would ever get, it looked as though they lip-synch all of their songs, which looks hilarious. Entertaining the crowd with synchronized jumping and dancing so sloppy that it results in slipping and falling, I was laughing throughout the entire set. Of course, to get a name like "Drain Bramaged," all the songs must have to do with beer and beer alone; and the band drinks during songs, in between songs, and even take special intermission periods to down a quick drink. Musically, these guys aren't too bad, and they pay tribute to G.G. Allin by playing "Drink, Fight, and Fuck". With old-school aggressive punk and hilarious stage theatrics, Drain Bramaged is a band to see.

Before I could even catch my breath and have my eyes stop watering, Channel 3 took the stage. Starting things off quick with aggressive songs like "Strength in Numbers" and "Out of Control," Channel 3 kept the crowd going without ever letting them slow down for air. This band is absolutely amazing live, and they never play a single bad song. However, during the set is when all the fights break out from all the angry "hamburger heads" who just can't seem to get along. Three different fights broke out during the set, so after my favorite, "I Didn't Know", I just left the dance floor. They finished things off with "I've Got a Gun". Channel 3 may be old, but good things come with age. Happy Birthday to Kim Gardener.

To end the night was Chaos UK, and all the street punks who wish they had English accents came out for this one. Absolute mayhem broke out when the music started. But if you were to ask any of these kids what the hell the lyrics are, nobody could answer you. I didn't care for Chaos UK. Just imagine if The Casualties were from the United Kingdom and came to Santa Ana to play a show. The most amusing thing is that the band members don't look anything like their crusty fans. No more and no less than three chords with mumbling vocals make Chaos UK another band I wouldn't mind if I never saw again.

Two good bands and two bad ones make pretty good odds, I guess.

gr8_scottch
12-23-2004, 04:12 PM
Nice very well put!

GOD
12-23-2004, 06:32 PM
The only fun part of that show was Drain Bramaged.

KillbushTZ
12-23-2004, 08:20 PM
jeff's right. i didn't even bother to stick around for chaos uk. drinking backstage was fun enough.

anti-nazi
12-23-2004, 09:43 PM
yeaw i agree that was the bestr part of the show... and the deal you gave me for that shirt was pretty sweet too... mm beer

GOD
12-24-2004, 02:52 PM
My friend got punched in the head so hard by one of the skinheads that one of his contacts flew out of his eye.

anti-nazi
12-24-2004, 05:14 PM
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH that is some funny shit!!!!!!!!!!

GOD
12-25-2004, 12:36 AM
Yeah, that was Jay-Dee. He had to take out the other one too so he didn't walk into walls and shit.

If I'm only wearing one contact I tend to walk into shit and get dizzy and fall over. It's kinda scary.

gr8_scottch
12-27-2004, 03:59 PM
Thanks guys we feel so special...

now fuck off! and get me a BEER!

GOD
12-29-2004, 01:22 AM
get ME a BEER!

gr8_scottch
01-14-2005, 10:59 AM
get your own BEER!

KillbushTZ
01-14-2005, 09:27 PM
only until you BUY me a BEER!

Avis
01-15-2005, 01:24 AM
shut your BEER holes.

KillbushTZ
01-15-2005, 09:50 AM
i'll shut it when i have a BEER to plug it up!

anti-nazi
01-15-2005, 11:15 AM
i still wont shut it when i have beer to plug it up!

Avis
01-16-2005, 01:09 AM
due to BEER people WONT shut their BEER holes.

KillbushTZ
01-16-2005, 10:58 AM
but BEER is the cause AND solution to all of Life's little problems.

GOD
01-17-2005, 01:23 AM
Peet me yarbles! You ripped that off of The Simpsons.

Avis
01-17-2005, 02:00 AM
so?

KillbushTZ
01-17-2005, 12:34 PM
drink my balls?

Avis
01-17-2005, 02:23 PM
-slaps leo- Don't be gay, sparky. Don't be gay.

GOD
01-17-2005, 06:20 PM
Peet means suck and drink. I checked it in a little dictionary someone had put togeather and it said "Peet- Suck". But, I'm pretty sure it means both drink and suck.

Avis
01-17-2005, 11:18 PM
Well, if someone put it together, you cannot fully trust it.

gr8_scottch
01-18-2005, 12:14 PM
yer all gay!

GOD
01-31-2005, 08:58 PM
Only on selected days of the month.

Avis
01-31-2005, 09:20 PM
for jeff, it's 24/7

only day he isn't is leap day.

GOD
01-31-2005, 09:33 PM
Fuck you rob.

Hey, since you and jake are friends now, why don't you chill with us sometime? We'll get beer, sobe. We'll drink until we shit ourselves.

Avis
01-31-2005, 09:49 PM
I prefer not to shit myself. :p